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stigmartyr762: wonderhawk: wayward-pun: expendableextra: DC collectibles statue series Bombshells. Based on a very 40’s looks and style. My favourite is Black Canary and Wonder Woman oh my god I want all of these I literally need these things
girljanitor: sourcedumal: rurone: vain-flower: im-your-turbo-lover: He told me to fetch him a sandwich, so I made him a Sub. ba-dum-TSH oh my fucking shit The pun caption is what pushed my decision to reblog. Muahahahahaha omfg Love
thecurlyginger:mysharona1987:Oh my God.VOLDETORT.Hold on, best story ever:My friend’s wife is the front desk person at a vet clinic, and this woman calls in asking if she can bring her lizard in. His wife agrees and asks what the lizard’s name is
omgawildcalebappears: The Jaeger naming program definitely went downhill after Diarreah Touchdown ….My favorite ones are the last two…. I seriously sat there laughing for like 20 minutes…
ionlywantsubmissivestofollow: Oh god. When a woman plays with my balls, I am putty in her hands. (Pardon the pun…) …………gotta admit,………..GREAT rythym!!!!………………hehe
sourcedumal: rurone: vain-flower: im-your-turbo-lover: He told me to fetch him a sandwich, so I made him a Sub. ba-dum-TSH oh my fucking shit The pun caption is what pushed my decision to reblog. Muahahahahaha
transgalacticwanderer: sourcedumal: rurone: vain-flower: im-your-turbo-lover: He told me to fetch him a sandwich, so I made him a Sub. ba-dum-TSH oh my fucking shit The pun caption is what pushed my decision to reblog. Muahahahahaha Goddamn,
hmsop: Oh, the Condescending Literary Pun Dog
jeza-red: ‘Because nobody crosses Chuck Norris’ Oh man, you WISH you came up with this first, USA, did you XD Points for the pun, tho XDD
Deer god. Oh the pun. Also, Princess Mononoke feels! A speed art a day keeps the artblock away!
Steven needs to stop telling Lapis ocean puns(Submitted by kyosaya-fluff)(Hi, everyone! Happy Submission Saturday! Today, I’ll post all of the user-submitted content I’ve received throughout the week. If you like someone’s submission, please consider
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renleighthegirlking: sourcedumal: rurone: vain-flower: im-your-turbo-lover: He told me to fetch him a sandwich, so I made him a Sub. ba-dum-TSH oh my fucking shit The pun caption is what pushed my decision to reblog. Muahahahahaha I love this
Forgetting the story to fallout 4 isn’t the end of the worl-oh wait it is
dreadlock-detective:AH CRAP WHO LET THE SHITTY PUNS OUT AGAIN OH LAWD I’M SORRY!
emir-dynamite: sharkchunks: iandsharman: notahoe: my type of public transportation “Why were you late in today?” “Oh, I got tied up on the subway…” I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5
girljanitor: sourcedumal: rurone: vain-flower: im-your-turbo-lover: He told me to fetch him a sandwich, so I made him a Sub. ba-dum-TSH oh my fucking shit The pun caption is what pushed my decision to reblog. Muahahahahaha omfg
onthesideoftheotters: oswinofoswald: captainslutdrop: krazykitsune: uncle-jessie: facebook does not appreciate me it’s okay we appreciate you here does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here??? Oh it took me a while oH
baconpoweredmutant: prowling-lights: This pun…..oh man….. We only have less than a month to use this pun. The rarest of puns that can no longer be used, once the year is over.
…. oh that is soooo going to be done by me before I die. Going on the list.
royalblueearl:smilephantomhive:kuroshitsujis-things:titshonor:I just fucking realized that Sebastian is basically raising Ciel . So I wonder how much of Ciel’s actions are the result of having a demon as his guardian? Lame puns and unmoral behavior,
datcatwhatcameback: rarityloveeverpony: insane-pinkie-pie: Oh the puns I had to chuckle at that Sexiest pun of my life. >w<!
eammod:Oh god woods is making cards and the puns are awful. I approve.Frickin’ adorably silly more like X3
guemoza: OH MY GOSH this is so late but I FINISHED ON TIME. Day two of Thorin’s Company Valentines! Here’s Fili, barreling you down with love oh ho ho ho puns. Click here for the other Valentines!
girldoesnothing: tonidorsay: I travel the world for the perfect tea Everybody’s looking for Darjeeling Some of them want to infuse you Some of them want to be infused by you
cathyonwheels: monobeartheater: arcticmowsy: aerostarmonk: The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house. oh my god i just do not understand this post what even This post makes
infirmofpurpose: friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman: bowtied: digimage: lizawithazed: I hold you in high esteem if you get this joke. I understand this reference Oh! Bird puns! Alright, alright, going with the crow theme — did you know, the only
hobgoblinhero: 1871house: Strawberry Short Snake OH MY GOD NO THIS IS TOO ADORABLE AND THE PUN IS KILLING ME
saucefactory: hobgoblinhero: 1871house: Strawberry Short Snake OH MY GOD NO THIS IS TOO ADORABLE AND THE PUN IS KILLING ME I WOULD LOVE TO GET BITTEN BY THAT
tree puns in the first golden sun game are what keep me going
jackpatkinson4:So I went to MomoCon and at a panel someone asked Kimberly Brooks to do a cheesy pick up line in her Jasper voice. The result was this gem (no pun intended)
shujinkakusama: roseannepage: Yes the “Yu” is meant as a pun. Decided to draw a cute chibi a while back. It then ended up a chibi of Yugi Mutou + a Kuriboh. so Since i’m posting this i’ll use the chance to advertise a Yu-Gi-Oh RP Forum that’s
deliciousdandelions: toocooltobehipster: Banana slipping on a person. oh this is too great, keep the puns coming!
worship-the-emenator-because-she: sluttytobias: sluttytobias: what did earth say to the other planets? wow. you guys have no life. oh my god
pissedachios: pissedachios: What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? oh sheet
battlereadyprince: monk-of-space: a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS POST IS 4 PUNS IN ONE OH MY GODDDDD
esotony: egomatter: get your mind out of the gutter, pearl! geeze. Oh my god I love this!!
the-chubby-nerd:toocutetohandel:If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian.oh fuck you
starsfelllikerain: cupcakelogic: oh no THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK
unpresentable: the-beauty-in-breakdown: unpresentable: doughnuthunter: unpresentable: I’m good at math. U + I = 69 Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10 oh No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic
astrakiseki: saucefactory: hobgoblinhero: 1871house: Strawberry Short Snake OH MY GOD NO THIS IS TOO ADORABLE AND THE PUN IS KILLING ME I WOULD LOVE TO GET BITTEN BY THAT BERRY GOOD.
glass-catfish: hobgoblinhero: 1871house: Strawberry Short Snake OH MY GOD NO THIS IS TOO ADORABLE AND THE PUN IS KILLING ME what a lovely snake (snake cake)
gengacanvas: So I ship them.I’m also bad at puns so please fill the blanks on the second sketch haha
saucefactory: hobgoblinhero: 1871house: Strawberry Short Snake OH MY GOSH NO THIS IS TOO ADORABLE AND THE PUN IS KILLING ME I WOULD LOVE TO GET BITTEN BY THAT
lostlegendaerie: headcanon that maes hughes introduced himself to a lot of people as “the best at corny puns.” some people caught on immediately, but six months into their friendship roy puts down a glass of water, hides his face in his hands, and
megidoparty: foreverpurity: burloire: bowtied: digimage: lizawithazed: I hold you in high esteem if you get this joke. I understand this reference Oh! Bird puns! Alright, alright, going with the crow theme — did you know, the only real difference
tinyfloatingwhales: I thought it was gonna end on the pun AND THEN IT GOT BETTER
toastyhat: last night, I made a Steven Universe pun in my dreams. it was a TERRIBLE pun, but I legitimately came up with a joke on the go while asleep. so here’s how it was: for part of the dream, I was in a beach house. I don’t remember much
egophiliac: okay here is the joke that’s only funny if you knit, I’m sorry BONUS: (…you go rip-it, rip-it) (THERE’S A LOT OF TERRIBLE PUNS IN CRAFTING)
wintermoth: determinedtomato: sucymemebabaran: coolthingoftheday: The moon passed between NASA’s Deep Space Climate Observatory and the Earth, allowing the satellite to capture this rare image of the moon’s far side in full sunlight. As
theawkwardpincushion: napoleonchingon: The second best pun I’ve ever encountered in the wild was when I was walking down the street in a “hip” part of Seattle and saw a couple of Budweiser cans thrown into a bush. And I said to a random stranger
camillo1978: megidoparty: foreverpurity: burloire: bowtied: digimage: lizawithazed: I hold you in high esteem if you get this joke. I understand this reference Oh! Bird puns! Alright, alright, going with the crow theme — did you know, the only
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joltron: shippingvoltron: choco-dipped-strawberry-lions: the-punning-ubus: ohsweetmilkyway: isamukuro: what-ing his what you know ;) PULLING YOUR LEG YANKING YOUR DICK I don’t think ruggling is yanking or pulling… YOURE KIDDING ME
OH GOD, PUN DROP OPPORTUNITY MISSEDi could have said “what have i bean-come” on the bean ask
